Coconut Lover Gifts

'Gee, like I never saw THAT coming.'

'Nothing but water, sand and coconuts... what I'd give for some excitement around here...!'

Man stranded on island selling coconuts. Advertises same location 14 years.

"Are they locally grown?"

"Damn it, Bill! Don't tell me you forgot to put the time on the invite."

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Coconut shy...

"Thanks for the nice Yelp review!"

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

'I always carry my hammer, incase we're shipwrecked, and I need it to crack coconuts.'

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"Breakfast's ready, darling."

'I'm going up the tree - can I bring you anything?'

Man chops down palm tree to make coconut shy.

'My wife is on a diet of bananas and coconuts, she hasn't lost any weight but you can sure climb trees!'

"I wonder if I can expense the coconuts."

"Just be yourself."

Any time is cake o'clock

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

"Too much sugar."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Satya Nutella

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."