Coconut Ballad Lover Gifts

'But the coconut song is all I know!'

"Just be yourself."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Peel poker.

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

Banana Yoga

"Young man, you go march your butt right back up those stairs and don't come down until you've made yourself look presentable!"

World of Cow.

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

Supply was out of harps.

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.

"I'm a baahnana!"

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

Banana striptease...

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

"I'm sorry, but I don't think that putting our mission statement to banjo music sends the right message."

"Great. . . Now I'm stuck on this Island."

'The position sounds interesting, but my last job paid more coconuts.'

"Sorry I've called last orders"

'Hey it's a recipe for coconut cakes!'

"And then, after they were done with their bodies, they baked them at 350 degrees for an hour."

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'