Coconut Connoisseur Gifts

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

No, he wants the other one … No, not that one … No, to your right … No, above that one …

Alien that resembles a coconut is marooned on desert isle. Human on the same island cracks open coconuts. '. . acts of unspeakable barbarism by indigenous life form continue unabated . . .'

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Counting ribs

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Cake Friday!

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Law School teacher.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Dog Walker

"You're never home."

Shaved Ice

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

"Can you keep a secret?"

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

World of Cow.

'Thanks for coming out with me. I really needed a caffeine fix.'

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

"To help illustrate our sales plan I have created a pie chart."

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

Coffee Time Crossword