Coconut Connoisseur Gifts

Alien that resembles a coconut is marooned on desert isle. Human on the same island cracks open coconuts. '. . acts of unspeakable barbarism by indigenous life form continue unabated . . .'

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

Counting ribs

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Cake Friday!

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"You're never home."

Dog Walker

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

Shaved Ice

"Can you keep a secret?"

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

World of Cow.

"To help illustrate our sales plan I have created a pie chart."

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

'Thanks for coming out with me. I really needed a caffeine fix.'

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

Coffee Time Crossword

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"