"Please escort Miss Delgado to the private waiting room. She's curing my patients again."
Coconut Water Connoisseur Gifts
Looking for a gift for the coconut water connoisseur in your life? Explore a delightful range of witty and charming items that showcase their tropical hydration passion. From mugs to prints, find the perfect way to toast their favorite beverage with uniquely crafted designs that match their tropical zest.
"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"
"This place has the best happy hour."
Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.
I could have danced all night!
"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."
Party Animals.
"I just realized you're my entire entourage."
'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'
"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."
"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"
"I love this time of day."
"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"
"Drunk, yet orderly"
'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'
"Think we'll still make happy hour?"
A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'
"Another flue shot, Larry.
Superheroes Having a Drink
Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.
Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.
The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker
'No Fred, this one is one me!'
"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"
"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."
Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress
"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."
(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)
"Hey! Hey! I could gopher another lemon drop over here, please and thank you."
Next Round Indicator
"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"
"Well, here he is. He just grew on me until I couldn't stand it anymore."
"I had a low birth weight but a high birthright."
"You're going to regret this in the morning."
"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."
Coconut Water Connoisseur Gifts Collection
Coconut Water Connoisseur Mugs
Discover our collection of coconut water connoisseur mugs—perfect for sipping in style and fun at the office or home.
Coconut Water Connoisseur Pillows
Find cozy pillows featuring tropical and humorous designs perfect for coconut water fans to add a fun touch to their space.
Coconut Water Connoisseur Prints
Decorate their space with vibrant prints celebrating coconut water connoisseurs—fun, colorful, and full of tropical zest.
Coconut Water Connoisseur T-Shirts
Explore our witty coconut water connoisseur t-shirts—great for showing off your tropical hydration obsession with humor and style.