Coconut Water Connoisseur Mugs

"Please escort Miss Delgado to the private waiting room. She's curing my patients again."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

I could have danced all night!

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Party Animals.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"I love this time of day."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Another flue shot, Larry.

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

Next Round Indicator

"Well, here he is. He just grew on me until I couldn't stand it anymore."

Join me in a glass of champagne?

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

"I had a low birth weight but a high birthright."

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."