Coconut Water Connoisseur Mugs

"Please escort Miss Delgado to the private waiting room. She's curing my patients again."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

I could have danced all night!

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Party Animals.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"I love this time of day."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Superheroes Having a Drink

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

"Hey! Hey! I could gopher another lemon drop over here, please and thank you."

Next Round Indicator

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

"Well, here he is. He just grew on me until I couldn't stand it anymore."

"I had a low birth weight but a high birthright."

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."