Cocoa Connoisseur Mugs

Good, huh? I grind my own cocoa beans.

"Listen up...cover me whilst I get the cocoa."

'I'd love you to come round, Samantha - but I'm sipping my cocoa all ready for sleepy bo-bos.'

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Le Chocolat!

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

"Red with meant, white with fish. . . but it all goes great with chocolate!"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

Counting ribs

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

I could have danced all night!

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Selling lemon latt�

Party Animals.

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"At this office no two days are different."

'These are job perks.'

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

Allegro con molto espresso

"I love this time of day."

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

Our visit to the flan factory.

"Drunk, yet orderly"