Cocoa Enthusiast Mugs

'Hot Coco with whip?'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Occu-Pie Mars

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

Eternal Student.

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Too much sugar."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Bubble gum leaves

You've Had Enough!

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

Non-Power Breakfast

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"