Cocoa Enthusiast Prints

'Hot Coco with whip?'

Cocoa. Make it a double. Sure, Myles. Coming up. Here ya go. Double today; everything okay? Oh yeah, sure. What's not okay about realizing 3rd grade means a whole bunch of homework and Sally Anne Peters wanting to talk about feelings? Tell me all this weirdness ends soon. Triple on the house.

Cocoa. Make it a double. Sure, Myles. Coming up. Here ya go. Double today, everything okay? Oh yeah, sure. What's not okay about realizing 3rd grader means a whole bunch of homework and Sally Anne Peters wanted to talk about feelings? Tell me all this weirdness ends soon. Triple on the house.

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Occu-Pie Mars

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Eternal Student.

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Too much sugar."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

We did a biopsy on the mole we removed, and it turns out it was just an old piece of chocolate.

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Bubble gum leaves

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

You've Had Enough!

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'