Chocolate Aficionado Prints

'Yeah, yeah, I know what chocolate does to dogs. Just tell me how to spell, 'From your secret admirer'.'

'I'm not sure what you did wrong but it must have been a doozy!'

"It's a fine for littering. You can't keep leaving these around."

"I'll trade you two of my chocolate bars for five of your cigarettes."

Healthy Chocolate Co.

'We decided we wanted these back.'

'I don't have a shortage of willpower. I have an excess of fairness.'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

"The chocolate pudding is chef's digital signature dish."

"Level with me, doc. I've been laying chocolate eggs. What does it mean?"

'How come your chocolate Labrador doesn't melt in this heat?'

Egg-Trafficker Apprehended

"God's sent us some chocolates."

"What the hell is that guying doing up there?"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"I don't think hot chocolate sauce on the pillows is such a good idea!"

"It's scary how empty I feel inside. It's Easter, but I'm feeling like Hollow-een"

Chocoholics Anonymous

"Would you like the Death by Chocolate, Cheesecake, Brownie, Fudge, or just peacefully while you sleep?"

'Oh! Only one layer - when I started I thought there were TWO!'

"I hope he doesn't want to kiss me goodnight."

"Sorry, Doc, all I heard was wine and chocolate can sometimes be beneficial."

The Easter Eggistential Crisis

The other 364 days of the year

Disgruntled clergyman opens a 'Natural Selection Box'

'Honey, I put 500.000,- into chocolate manufacturer stocks and now the share price went down... would you please stop your diet?'

'Didn't there use to be two almonds in the snack size almond joy bar?'

"One, one Milky Way! Two, two Milky Ways! Three, three Milky Ways! Four Milky Ways! Ah ah ah!!!!!"

Old Macdonalds Easter Egg Co - Come and see the newly hatched chocs!

'No! No! Don't give that chocolate to the dog! It's poison!...'

How Wafer-Thin Mints Stay Thin.

I don't know what happened to romance...sales of our chocolate covered dildos are down 25 on last valentine's day.

Who's the chocolate moose?

'I always tweak my back during these Dinosaur Easter Egg hunts.'

The Dawn of Woman