Coconut Lovers Mugs

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"Listen, I've got a catchphrase,...'mind that coconut!'"

'I got the idea while stranded on a tropical isle.'

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

World of Cow.

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

"Tell the staff that I wanted to increase their salary, but that box of donuts I purchased for the break room hurt us financially."

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

"No religious nuts!"

'This feeling of passion I have for you ...'

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'The position sounds interesting, but my last job paid more coconuts.'

"If you're really worried about your weight, hu don't you eat a donut hole instead of a donut whole?"

"I don't know, doc, I'm just not peeling well!"

P*ssed-atchios...

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

"If you love me you'd eat all the coconut ones I don't like."

"Sorry I've called last orders"

Wild Bears Roam Population Centers In Search Of Food.

'Hey it's a recipe for coconut cakes!'

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

'Test results are back. Coffee, donuts, sleep deprivation. Doc, you've got to start taking better care of yourself.'