Coconut Lovers T-Shirts

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"Listen, I've got a catchphrase,...'mind that coconut!'"

'I got the idea while stranded on a tropical isle.'

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

World of Cow.

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

'This feeling of passion I have for you ...'

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

"No religious nuts!"

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"Tell the staff that I wanted to increase their salary, but that box of donuts I purchased for the break room hurt us financially."

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

"If you love me you'd eat all the coconut ones I don't like."

'Hey it's a recipe for coconut cakes!'

"I don't know, doc, I'm just not peeling well!"

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

Wild Bears Roam Population Centers In Search Of Food.

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

"Sorry I've called last orders"

'Test results are back. Coffee, donuts, sleep deprivation. Doc, you've got to start taking better care of yourself.'

P*ssed-atchios...

"If you're really worried about your weight, hu don't you eat a donut hole instead of a donut whole?"