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World of Cow.

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

Banana Split...

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"No. You turn over."

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

'I'm taking you off that banana diet, Mrs Smith!'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

Cocoa. Make it a double. Sure, Myles. Coming up. Here ya go. Double today; everything okay? Oh yeah, sure. What's not okay about realizing 3rd grade means a whole bunch of homework and Sally Anne Peters wanting to talk about feelings? Tell me all this weirdness ends soon. Triple on the house.

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

"Okay, it if makes you feel better...yes, I have stock in a banana company."

'Nana!'

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"It says here you've been experiencing peels of thunder�"

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

"Yes, it is hot in here."

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

'I'm afraid I have bad news, Mr. Buxbaum...but first have a banana.'

'Damn sea monkeys.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Gorillas Learn to Read.

Clown looks nervously at Grim Reaper eating a banana next to him.

Secret Family Recipes

'Hey it's a recipe for coconut cakes!'

"I'm afraid we'll have no chance of curing your husband until we find out why he changed into a banana."

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'