Coconut Conundrum Lover T-Shirts

I am saved!

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

World of Cow.

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"No religious nuts!"

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

'Son, life is a mixed blessing, they eat the fancy nuts and toss us the peanuts.'

'This feeling of passion I have for you ...'

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

'The position sounds interesting, but my last job paid more coconuts.'

'Hey it's a recipe for coconut cakes!'

"Sorry I've called last orders"

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

Desert Island with CCTV.

'My wife is on a diet of bananas and coconuts, she hasn't lost any weight but you can sure climb trees!'

'So we finally dropped the big one.'

'I don't believe for one minute that an octopus crawled up last night and ate all the coconuts!'

"Breakfast's ready, darling."

"Randy, if you were stranded on an island, what's the one book you'd want to have along with you?" "Easy: Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy. It's got the perfect heft to knock coconuts out of trees." "Well, I'd like to have How to Get Off an Island, by Archie Macguyver." "That title's actually a metaphor for overcoming shyness." "We really should have our own book review show."

Alien that resembles a coconut is marooned on desert isle. Human on the same island cracks open coconuts. '. . acts of unspeakable barbarism by indigenous life form continue unabated . . .'