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'But the coconut song is all I know!'

"Just be yourself."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

World of Cow.

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"Young man, you go march your butt right back up those stairs and don't come down until you've made yourself look presentable!"

Banana Yoga

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

Supply was out of harps.

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.

"I'm a baahnana!"

'The position sounds interesting, but my last job paid more coconuts.'

'Hey it's a recipe for coconut cakes!'

Banana striptease...

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

"I'm sorry, but I don't think that putting our mission statement to banjo music sends the right message."

"Great. . . Now I'm stuck on this Island."

"Sorry I've called last orders"

"And then, after they were done with their bodies, they baked them at 350 degrees for an hour."

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

"If you love me you'd eat all the coconut ones I don't like."

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'