Coconut Conundrum Lover Gifts

I am saved!

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

World of Cow.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'Son, life is a mixed blessing, they eat the fancy nuts and toss us the peanuts.'

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

'This feeling of passion I have for you ...'

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"No religious nuts!"

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

"Sorry I've called last orders"

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

'Hey it's a recipe for coconut cakes!'

'The position sounds interesting, but my last job paid more coconuts.'

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

"I'm nuts about you, but then I'm nuts about everybody …"

Desert Island with CCTV.

'My wife is on a diet of bananas and coconuts, she hasn't lost any weight but you can sure climb trees!'

"Randy, if you were stranded on an island, what's the one book you'd want to have along with you?" "Easy: Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy. It's got the perfect heft to knock coconuts out of trees." "Well, I'd like to have How to Get Off an Island, by Archie Macguyver." "That title's actually a metaphor for overcoming shyness." "We really should have our own book review show."

'So we finally dropped the big one.'

"Breakfast's ready, darling."

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

No, he wants the other one … No, not that one … No, to your right … No, above that one …