Coconut Connoisseurs Gifts

"Randy, if you were stranded on an island, what's the one book you'd want to have along with you?" "Easy: Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy. It's got the perfect heft to knock coconuts out of trees." "Well, I'd like to have How to Get Off an Island, by Archie Macguyver." "That title's actually a metaphor for overcoming shyness." "We really should have our own book review show."

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Tequila Mockingbird

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

World of Cow.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'I'd love you to come round, Samantha - but I'm sipping my cocoa all ready for sleepy bo-bos.'

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

Mt. Rushmore Spinoffs.

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

"If you love me you'd eat all the coconut ones I don't like."

'The position sounds interesting, but my last job paid more coconuts.'

Le Chocolat!

'Hey it's a recipe for coconut cakes!'

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

"Sorry I've called last orders"

Desert Island with CCTV.

Stinging Bee

Coconut shy...

Alien that resembles a coconut is marooned on desert isle. Human on the same island cracks open coconuts. '. . acts of unspeakable barbarism by indigenous life form continue unabated . . .'

'He's on his sixth cup of coffee.'

'My wife is on a diet of bananas and coconuts, she hasn't lost any weight but you can sure climb trees!'

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

"Well, at least he accomplished something during the lockdown."