Coconut Enthusiast Mugs

"Well, there goes our last coconut. Maurice! I hope you're satisfied."

Desert Island with CCTV.

Castaway stranded on a desert island with only one coconut palm for survival finds a box of coconuts

2019 Coconut

A man on deserted island is watching a ship sink as barrels of coconuts drift towards him...

"Coconut shampoo?"

A man on a desert island fashions a bikini for himself.

"Does the gentleman need a moment?"

"And I will lower the tax on coconuts!"

'The position sounds interesting, but my last job paid more coconuts.'

Coconuts for sale

"Sorry I've called last orders"

'I'm getting worried -- we're almost out of coconuts!'

'Hey it's a recipe for coconut cakes!'

'I've a nut allergy?'

I can't believe it - I've made it again!!!

"But, you've won all of the coconuts. What else is there to play for?"

'Go on then, leave, I don't care. I knew when we got married you was a nutcase...'

The castaway and the palm tree.

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

"Alright, who moved my coconut?!"

"'Resume In A Bottle'-- Very creative, but we're looking for somebody with a bit more experience."

"It's too bad you're allergic to nuts."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

World of Cow.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

'I'd love you to come round, Samantha - but I'm sipping my cocoa all ready for sleepy bo-bos.'

"I'm sorry, sir, but Professor Dornley does not wish to be distracted for the duration of the winter."

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."