Coconut Aficionado Prints

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'I don't believe for one minute that an octopus crawled up last night and ate all the coconuts!'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

"You finished with your peanuts?"

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

World of Cow.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'My final offer.'

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

'I'd love you to come round, Samantha - but I'm sipping my cocoa all ready for sleepy bo-bos.'

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

"She's genetically modified, you know."

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'

'We know it's your dream, son. But stay in school. Get your degree. Don't pin all your hopes on a major league career.'

'The position sounds interesting, but my last job paid more coconuts.'

Le Chocolat!

"Sorry I've called last orders"

'Hey it's a recipe for coconut cakes!'

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

Orange House of Horrors

Desert Island with CCTV.

'It's unanimous, we'll have the donuts with sprinkles.'

Coconut shy...

'My wife is on a diet of bananas and coconuts, she hasn't lost any weight but you can sure climb trees!'

Think Small.

Alien that resembles a coconut is marooned on desert isle. Human on the same island cracks open coconuts. '. . acts of unspeakable barbarism by indigenous life form continue unabated . . .'

"Randy, if you were stranded on an island, what's the one book you'd want to have along with you?" "Easy: Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy. It's got the perfect heft to knock coconuts out of trees." "Well, I'd like to have How to Get Off an Island, by Archie Macguyver." "That title's actually a metaphor for overcoming shyness." "We really should have our own book review show."