Coconut Catcher T-Shirts

Catching Coconuts.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

Humane Mouse Trap "It doesn't kill them,. It just makes them feel really guilty about inconveniencing you."

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

'The position sounds interesting, but my last job paid more coconuts.'

"Sorry I've called last orders"

'Hey it's a recipe for coconut cakes!'

"If you love me you'd eat all the coconut ones I don't like."

Desert Island with CCTV.

"I love the way next door never tidy their garden - it's the perfect source of blackberries for our apple crumble."

'Tighten the drag, Billy! Don't lose him! He's a keeper!'

Alien that resembles a coconut is marooned on desert isle. Human on the same island cracks open coconuts. '. . acts of unspeakable barbarism by indigenous life form continue unabated . . .'

Coconut shy...

'Thirty-two feet per second squared, eh? -- that should hold them for awhile!:

'I don't believe for one minute that an octopus crawled up last night and ate all the coconuts!'

"Breakfast's ready, darling."

'My wife is on a diet of bananas and coconuts, she hasn't lost any weight but you can sure climb trees!'

Your library book is overdue.

'A cocoon? Boy, he is having a mid-life crisis!'

"'Resume In A Bottle'-- Very creative, but we're looking for somebody with a bit more experience."

"It's too bad you're allergic to nuts."

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

A man on a desert island fashions a bikini for himself.