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Rescuers Arrive too late at the Desert Island.

Plant Lady

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

Desert $2.75. See? -- It wasn't a typo.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"...And that's how to translate honey into money."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'And what makes you think this is hostile terrain, Hank?'

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

The Frankenstein snowman.

Florist "Say it with cacti"

SPOONING CACTI

'The nice thing is we can use real carrots as incentives with them.'

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

"The Cheshire Cactus"

What your house plant says about you...

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.