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"I love the way next door never tidy their garden - it's the perfect source of blackberries for our apple crumble."

"Just be yourself."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Banana Split Personality

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

Apple Pie Abduction

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Peach flirting with a banana.

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

The Frankenstein snowman.

'The nice thing is we can use real carrots as incentives with them.'

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

William Tell

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

"Mom says I'm a super fruit."

The Apple Picker Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree....

Banana Smoothie

Produce Market. Lots of things are going on with the produce. The tomatoes, as usual, are having a fruit or veggie identity crisis. Though it makes no sense, the apples and oranges are constantly comparing themselves to one another. The plums are happy. Any assignment or position that comes their way is always the best. That potatoes want couches, of course. And the bananas think they should run the market government. Sure, a banana republic!

Lovers dressed as pears

'Nana!'

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

'Are they fresh?'

'It's so nice to see Lance and Darlene back together again - they make such a lovely pear.'

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

"So Bob, how is "an apple a day keeps the doctor away" working out for you?"

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 4)

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."