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Boysenberries and Girlsenberries

"Just be yourself."

What the Doctor Ordered

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Banana Split Personality

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

Apple Pie Abduction

Tarzan of the Grapes.

Ball as water-melon.

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Large, wrinkly

Tree Passion

Peach flirting with a banana.

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"Prepare to meet your maker."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"Looks like it's time to make the banana bread."

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

'What are you eating now?'

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Apricots

Vegetarian Birthdays.

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'