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'Nana!'

"Ever since they told him about Adam and Eve, I can't get him to eat an apple."

'I feel so much healthier since we got this juicer.'

'Is it organic?'

'I'd recommend you cut back on the vitamin C supplements'

Oh, for pete's sake, spare me the "core beliefs" lecture again, willya?

"Do your plumb lines meet the British standard?" "The Damsons or the Victoria?"

Apple-to-Orange Adapter

Orange worrying about cellulite.

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Apples this year...last year...next year.

"I got an Orange for Xmas and my brother got an Apple"

'We offer complimentary fruit baskets instead of pro bono work.'

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away." "What's a doctor?"

"No, I don't like bananas but I lost my smartphone."

Woman wears a hat so she can protect herself from falling apples.

'It's so nice to see Lance and Darlene back together again - they make such a lovely pear.'

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

An orange,apple,banana,pear and bunch of grapes.

'Okay if I keep the core? I want to plant the seeds.'

Pick Your Own Strawberries or Pick Your Own Friends.

'EEEK! There's an apple around my worm!'

'But enough about me. Let's talk about apples.'

"Just Desserts" and "Unjust Desserts"

Oranges

"Excuse me. . . would you like one of you all together?"

The Many Moods of Produce: Bitter Melon, Passion Fruit, Sour Cherries, Sweet Potato.

"So Bob, how is "an apple a day keeps the doctor away" working out for you?"

"I'm working on my core strength."

"I really need to start a good core work out program!"

Garden of Eden

"It's fruit salad." (Eve offering Adam fruit salad in the garden of Eden)

"I'm starting to realize that no matter how much we diet and exercise, we'll still be pear-shaped."

Magritte's First Draft

Conference pears