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The moment of truth for the young Steve Jobs.

'Well I'll be darned, I guess he is allowed.'

Snowman has other fruit and veg as well as carrot: 'I'm making sure I get my five daily portions.'

"I love fruit."

"How about an apple split for a change?"

Fresh Pears / Ripe Plums / Juicy Gossip

'If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what happens if I get sick?'

Antiques Roadshow - "Of course the value would have been considerably higher if you had the pear."

Newton discovers GM fruit.

'Did you know the moon is made from bananas?'

Melondrama

"My trick for enjoying kale? I put in blueberries, a banana, a scoop of vanilla ice cream and ice. Then I throw the kale in the trash and blend."

"Well, then - two apples a day."

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

'I think your overdoing the pineapple juicing!'

The moment of truth for the young Steve Jobs

"Even if wine is made our of fruit I don't think it counts as part of your 'five a day'."

'Mom can I have another apple?'

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

'An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What do you have to offer?'

Hit me with that crazy cha cha again, James!

'Stop eating the seeds.'

Dingle Berries - U Pick.

Fruit Mart: Closing down, going into liquidiser.

Close but No Cigar

'He's always trying to trick people into cheap labour.'

'You should put some more lotion on sweetie... you're starting to peel!'

'I'm glad you came in today, Mr Rosewine. We just got in a batch of sour grapes.

'So what's eating YOU?'

Apples and oranges

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

'Just move along...Nothing core to see here.'

'Core!'

'Strawberries give me the hives. How about an apple?'

Garden of Eden and scrumping