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"Phew! You're ripe! What's that brown spot?"

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Just be yourself."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

What the Doctor Ordered

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

The Fourth Little Pig

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

Welcome Spring.

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

Bears catching fish

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

'Super Dog'

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'