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"Stop staring!"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

'YAY! PATE!'

'I'm working through the Summer as usual: I take my annual leave in Winter you see...'

Waiter: 'Your Tossed salad Ma'am.'

Cook au vin

'The stuff legends are made of'

Large Very Fresh Eggs

"Keep it in the sling and rub hot sauce on our wing every 4 hours."

Grand rounds vs. ground rounds.

'Deputy, I asked 'when are you going to a restaurant?' Not 'arrest your aunt'.'

'Well, that's the last of the garlic repellent.'

'Aw, cool! Look! They got us a hot tub!'

'In a four-star restaurant, one's hat does not fall into the cassoulet de castenaudary. But if ones hat does fall into the cassoulet de castelnaudary, one does not put it back on one's head.'

Menu From The Luxury Home of Pancakes

'Who ordered the mushy peas?

'A dozen bagels, please. For here.'

"That's it, deep fried or mashed. Do you want a job or not?"

'Hey! My Chili is Chilly!' 'I'll add some Chilies!'

"You still use too much yeast in your bread!"

'What price range did you have in mind?'

"Keep that recipe handy. The police might want it as evidence."

'Thinner!'

'Sorry,Sir - we only have the one.'

"Hold on ... I think a table's about to open up."

'... And you're positive that you didn't order, fly soup?'

'Tch! We're not eating Mexican again, are we?' 'Well, I'd look pretty silly going into an Italian restaurant dressed like this.'

"I'm making dirty rice."

Funeral with Special Sauce