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"Stop staring!"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

'YAY! PATE!'

'I'm working through the Summer as usual: I take my annual leave in Winter you see...'

Cook au vin

Waiter: 'Your Tossed salad Ma'am.'

'The stuff legends are made of'

Large Very Fresh Eggs

"Keep it in the sling and rub hot sauce on our wing every 4 hours."

'Well, that's the last of the garlic repellent.'

Grand rounds vs. ground rounds.

'Deputy, I asked 'when are you going to a restaurant?' Not 'arrest your aunt'.'

'Aw, cool! Look! They got us a hot tub!'

"Phew! You're ripe! What's that brown spot?"

'Who ordered the mushy peas?

'In a four-star restaurant, one's hat does not fall into the cassoulet de castenaudary. But if ones hat does fall into the cassoulet de castelnaudary, one does not put it back on one's head.'

Menu From The Luxury Home of Pancakes

'A dozen bagels, please. For here.'

"That's it, deep fried or mashed. Do you want a job or not?"

'Sorry general, but this is a four star restaurant.'

'What price range did you have in mind?'

'Hey! My Chili is Chilly!' 'I'll add some Chilies!'

"You still use too much yeast in your bread!"

'Sorry,Sir - we only have the one.'

"Keep that recipe handy. The police might want it as evidence."

'Thinner!'

The Family Joules: Part 13

"Hold on ... I think a table's about to open up."

'... And you're positive that you didn't order, fly soup?'

'Tch! We're not eating Mexican again, are we?' 'Well, I'd look pretty silly going into an Italian restaurant dressed like this.'

"I think the the students are going to like your buffet. The bread looks fresh...the potatoes look creamy...and the attendant looks heavenly!"

"I'm making dirty rice."