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"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

"Just be yourself."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Banana Split Personality

Apple Pie Abduction

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Peach flirting with a banana.

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

Barbecue

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

William Tell

"Mom says I'm a super fruit."

Lovers dressed as pears

Banana Smoothie

Grocery Shopping

The Apple Picker Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree....

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

Produce Market. Lots of things are going on with the produce. The tomatoes, as usual, are having a fruit or veggie identity crisis. Though it makes no sense, the apples and oranges are constantly comparing themselves to one another. The plums are happy. Any assignment or position that comes their way is always the best. That potatoes want couches, of course. And the bananas think they should run the market government. Sure, a banana republic!

'Nana!'

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

'It's so nice to see Lance and Darlene back together again - they make such a lovely pear.'

"So Bob, how is "an apple a day keeps the doctor away" working out for you?"

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

'Are they fresh?'

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

'Is it organic?'

Young bananas talking to each other as adult banana gives them cookies: 'I have the best Nana.'

'Could you recommend a fruit that works for lawyers?'

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'