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"It's either a global warming trend or merely a fad."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

An Unexpected Guest.

"Beanirrito"

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Scarf puts hat back on.

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

I love the Shard

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

Carioca

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Hombre's Best Friend.

Western Outfitters.

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

Mice playing double bass

"I know your mother."

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

Making healthy eating bearable.

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

They will too notice.

A day at the races

'Beret Night at the Museum'

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

'Could you recommend a fruit that works for lawyers?'

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."