Crocodile Catcher T-Shirts

'Tighten the drag, Billy! Don't lose him! He's a keeper!'

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

Crocodile

Crocodile Food Pyramid

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

"Be open about what's bothering you...."

'I'm afraid, 'in a while crocodile' was the incorrect answer.'

Crocodile Shoes

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

Steve Irwin.

Crocodile to bird in teeth: 'On a scale of one to ten, what is your pain level?'

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

'Hang on, Donny - Heimlin...Heinlit..dang! How do you spell that thing'

'The other one, Vince! Grab the other one! He's got a Rolex!'

Two crocodiles are eyeing off two boats full Italian and Chinese tourist - 'It's your choice for lunch Larry, Italian or Chinese?'

Gator Painter.

'Yeachh! This isn't easy when they're not potty trained.'

'Great! you ate the waiter, now how am I going to order!?'

'No pressure, Louie!!'

'We're design classics son - unchanged for hundreds of millions of years...These new gimmicky things come and go.'

"Hand on a minute! Wipe your feet before you step into my mouth will you!?"

'isn't he something, folks? Eight dogs, twelve cats, six plumbers and two maintenance men...but talk about shy!'

Filming the Crocodile.

Cunning Crocodile.

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

'You've been watching 'Crocodile Hunter' again, haven't you?'

"I need your help to drain the swamp."

'Oooo! Oooo! There it goes again! That unbearable itch inside my shell!'

"My son, the crocodile!"

'This crocodile handbag never gets nicked!'