Critter Catcher Gifts

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

Cat makes a dog pound cake with dog cather inside.

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'What a lot of fuss, fancy being afraid of an 'itsy-bitsy' little mouse like this!'

"Catching butterflies is fun!"

"About time they did something about the rats!"

Cat Playing 10th Life.

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

Balk? Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk!

"Did Yogi Berra ever say anything besides 'It ain't over till it's over'?"

'Maybe I shouldn't have brought the termites,'

Humane Mouse Trap "It doesn't kill them,. It just makes them feel really guilty about inconveniencing you."

"How does it feel to be a fink, Sparky?"

"Idiot! I signaled for a sinker!"

'Tighten the drag, Billy! Don't lose him! He's a keeper!'

Never wanting to harm any creature, the Buchanans outfitted their car with the hydraulic Critter Clearance System.

Shows Bundt

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

'Check you house for termites, Lady?'

'Psst - my wife works part time for the IRS!'

'Thirty-two feet per second squared, eh? -- that should hold them for awhile!:

'Look at this! The little critters are not asexual after all!'

'Watch their pounds' Venn Diagram

'This infestation is far more serious than I was anticipating.'

'I don't think there's anyone home...Or am I just being naive?...'

'But they get attached to me!'