Banana Lover Gifts

Banoonoos: 'They've been phonetically modified.'

"… and when she spoke and you couldn't hear was it because you chose not to hear or because you had exhibit 'A' in your ear?"

Going Bananas Phobia.

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

"My God! A yellow vest!!"

'I've resigned from the space programme: I couldn't get used to the dehydrated space food...'

"You're yella!"

Bananas body art.

Straightening Bananas

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

"I'm a baahnana!"

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

"You dang fool! I told you this would happen if you didn't pick up your dirty clothes!"

Banana

Banana striptease...

"'Ere mate, are you interested in buying some bent gear?"

"Banana! Banana! My energy break!"

Peel poker.

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

Trump Duelling with Bananas

Look, XYXX! They're friendly!

"She could at least act like she wants to be part of the bunch."

Banana Yoga

"Young man, you go march your butt right back up those stairs and don't come down until you've made yourself look presentable!"

"Let me put it this way - I wouldn't buy any bananas that are too green."

"You will live a short but fruitful life."

"Now you know the real me."

"We're actually gonna skip the appetizers and entrée and have the banana split and banana pudding for dessert."

"Just be yourself."

You thought B.Y.O.B. meant what? Beer. (This cartoon was originally published on 2004-09-01)

'Yes, bananas are an excellent food, Mr. Barratt, however...'

"And then, after they were done with their bodies, they baked them at 350 degrees for an hour."

"Charles, I can explain."

'You clumsy ape! I asked for a hemostat and you handed me a banana. Where'd you go to med school, the Bronx Zoo?'