Banana Believer Gifts

Following his therapist's advice, Fred decides to bring something more exotic into his sex life.

"Just be yourself."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

Banana Split...

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

"Looks like it's time to make the banana bread."

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

"No. You turn over."

'I'm taking you off that banana diet, Mrs Smith!'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

"Okay, it if makes you feel better...yes, I have stock in a banana company."

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"Young man, you go march your butt right back up those stairs and don't come down until you've made yourself look presentable!"

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

Banana Yoga

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

"Yes, it is hot in here."

'I'm afraid I have bad news, Mr. Buxbaum...but first have a banana.'

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.

"And that is why GMO's are bad."

'Damn sea monkeys.'

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

"I'm a baahnana!"