Banana Buffs Gifts

Modern animal communication

"Just be yourself."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

Banana Split...

Peel poker.

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

"Looks like it's time to make the banana bread."

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"No. You turn over."

'I'm taking you off that banana diet, Mrs Smith!'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

'I don't care if you are a big banana, I'm the big cheese around here!'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

Banana Yoga

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

"Young man, you go march your butt right back up those stairs and don't come down until you've made yourself look presentable!"

Johns Hopkins School of Best Medicine

"Okay, it if makes you feel better...yes, I have stock in a banana company."

'Nana!'

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

That fateful day when curiosity actually DID kill the cat.

"It says here you've been experiencing peels of thunder�"

"Yes, it is hot in here."

Primate Speech Institute. He's learned to talk, but all he'll talk about is the price of bananas.

'I'm afraid I have bad news, Mr. Buxbaum...but first have a banana.'

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.