Bean Buffs Gifts

The Creature of the Black Legume

Prize vegetables.

Plant Lady

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Garden Goddess.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Bumble Bee

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

'You've had enough.'

Florist "Say it with cacti"

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

'Yes, I love you, but my family would disown me if I cross-pollinated with a weed, so our relationship must end.'

Poinsettia

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

'I wish to refer you to a tree surgeon. You have all the symptoms of Dutch Elm disease!'