"It started out as a coffee club, but things got out of hand. Now we're a coffee cult."
Bean Devotees Gifts
Looking for a gift for your bean devotee? Whether they’re passionate about coffee, baking, or quirky kitchen humor, our collection offers amusing and thoughtful products that showcase their love for all things beans. From mugs and t-shirts to pillows and prints, find a fun way to celebrate their bean obsession. These unique items are sure to make any bean lover smile and add a splash of personality to their home or wardrobe.
'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'
When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.
Clown's Comedy Fart.
"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."
"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."
"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."
"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."
"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."
'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'
Sermon on the Grounds...
'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'
Where Jelly Beans Come From....
'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'
'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'
"Maybe selling the cow for a bag of beans was a bad deal, but my cholesterol has never been better!"
"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"
Mother's Day at the Hive
'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'
Can I get you another coffee?
"No! Of course you're beautiful, now. . . it's just that, ever since you showed me those baby photos of you. Well, I just can't seem to get those images out of my head."
The vow of silence. Some days it was really hard to keep.
'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'
"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."
What's a Texas Tommy? A hot dog stuffed with cheese and wrapped in bacon. Little Pete's Sounds great. Does it come with anything? A coronary.
Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'
"...and Lord, we thank You for blessing Farmer Finkel with an abundant bean harvest...and thus our new pews."
Middle Distance Runners
Before the Salivating Dogs
'The End Justifies The Beans.
"Ahhh, the sweet smell of success!"
'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'
"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."
1907: Thanks to his dog, Edward Fishkopp discovers the rocket drive.
'Genetically modified baked beans...well they look and taste the same to me!'
Bean Devotees Gifts Collection
Bean Devotees Mugs
Explore our full range of bean-loving mugs, perfect for coffee, tea, or tea-time humor—find the perfect match for any bean enthusiast's collection.
Bean Devotees Pillows
Snuggle up with our bean-inspired pillows, blending comfort with humor—ideal for bean fans who like a cozy twist on their decor.
Bean Devotees Prints
Bring bean humor to your walls with our artistic prints, perfect for adding a personality-filled touch to any room of a bean lover’s home.
Bean Devotees T-Shirts
Discover playful bean-themed t-shirts that let a fan of beans wear their passion with pride. Great for casual days and coffee shop outings.