Bean Enthusiasts Gifts

Just Ate Beans

Before the Salivating Dogs

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Banana Split...

Clown's Comedy Fart.

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"No. You turn over."

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'I'm taking you off that banana diet, Mrs Smith!'

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

"Okay, it if makes you feel better...yes, I have stock in a banana company."

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

Where Jelly Beans Come From....

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

'Nana!'

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

"Maybe selling the cow for a bag of beans was a bad deal, but my cholesterol has never been better!"

"It says here you've been experiencing peels of thunder�"

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

"Yes, it is hot in here."

'I'm afraid I have bad news, Mr. Buxbaum...but first have a banana.'

'Damn sea monkeys.'

"I'm afraid we'll have no chance of curing your husband until we find out why he changed into a banana."