Bean Enthusiasts Pillows

Just Ate Beans

Before the Salivating Dogs

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

Banana Split...

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"No. You turn over."

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

'I'm taking you off that banana diet, Mrs Smith!'

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

"Okay, it if makes you feel better...yes, I have stock in a banana company."

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

"Yes, it is hot in here."

"Maybe selling the cow for a bag of beans was a bad deal, but my cholesterol has never been better!"

'I'm afraid I have bad news, Mr. Buxbaum...but first have a banana.'

'Damn sea monkeys.'

Clown looks nervously at Grim Reaper eating a banana next to him.

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

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