Bean Lovers Pillows

Powering British Gas Since 1886

"Just be yourself."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

Banana Split...

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

"No. You turn over."

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

'I'm taking you off that banana diet, Mrs Smith!'

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

"Okay, it if makes you feel better...yes, I have stock in a banana company."

"Young man, you go march your butt right back up those stairs and don't come down until you've made yourself look presentable!"

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

Banana Yoga

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'