Bean Aficionado Pillows

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

'Well, Jack, I think you were supposed to plant those beans, not eat them!'

Can I get you another coffee?

Bean Boots

Black-eyed beans.

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

1907: Thanks to his dog, Edward Fishkopp discovers the rocket drive.

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Bob's Wind Farm

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

"Lady, I didn't go to barista school just to serve you black coffee."

"We have ways of making you spill the beans, you know."

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Banana Split...

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

'I'm taking you off that banana diet, Mrs Smith!'

"No. You turn over."

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

Where Jelly Beans Come From....

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

"Okay, it if makes you feel better...yes, I have stock in a banana company."

'Nana!'

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'