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Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

'Well, Jack, I think you were supposed to plant those beans, not eat them!'

Can I get you another coffee?

Bean Boots

Black-eyed beans.

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

1907: Thanks to his dog, Edward Fishkopp discovers the rocket drive.

Bob's Wind Farm

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

"Lady, I didn't go to barista school just to serve you black coffee."

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

Banana Split...

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

'I'm taking you off that banana diet, Mrs Smith!'

"No. You turn over."

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

"Okay, it if makes you feel better...yes, I have stock in a banana company."

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

"Maybe selling the cow for a bag of beans was a bad deal, but my cholesterol has never been better!"

"Yes, it is hot in here."