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Hell's kitchen /Beans only.

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

Middle Distance Runners

Fart propelled speedboat.

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

Market researchers were advised never to target Labour MP's.

'The bean bag chair broke.'

'Genetically modified baked beans...well they look and taste the same to me!'

"Ahhh, the sweet smell of success!"

'You want that double-order of our world-famous baked beans for here... or, we sincerely hope... to go?'

"No beans for you, you're on a fart free diet."

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

The rare and valuable Mexican breakdancing bean.

'Ahhh! The sweet smell of success!'

'Oh look - it's Mr Bean!'

Beans

"You've had enough."

"I met my husband at the Bean Lovers Convention and we've been shooting the breeze ever since!"

"How many beans...?"

Coronavirus: Support for the economy?

Wind farm canteen.

"I'm the magic bean genie here to grant you three wishes! But they must be bean-related."

"It's always 'The humble lima bean this, and the humble lima bean that.'"

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

"No wonder he's so full of hot air!"

'Do you like it with or without beans?'

After having had beans at the last motorway cafe...The lorry driver hadn't realized gasses had built up in his cab.

House of Beans.

The Bean Guard.

"Will those beans go down well at harvest?"

'The Environment Health Officer thinks a SAFER menu would be 'Beans on Toast', 'Beans without Toast', 'Toast with Beans' and plain beans...'

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

'Powerful things - these beans '

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'