Bean Lover T-Shirts

'Him say him need more beans.'

'Ah-HAH!'

Beanz meanz Repeatz.

'I knew I shouldn't have had those beans this morning!'

'You look like an intelligent man, sir -- how would you like to buy some magic beans?'

Did you know these beans have zero trans fat?

"I'm afraid this bank can't give you front loaded share options with 115% target bonus and £350,000 relocation expenses what about account or beans instead?"

The vow of silence. Some days it was really hard to keep.

The effect of beans.

Legumes.

Veggie Fare - Choose Your Own Soya Beans

'No, don't tell me. . . open the beans.'

'Hey, Mac! Which way to the Jet Propulsion Lab?'

"Maybe selling the cow for a bag of beans was a bad deal, but my cholesterol has never been better!"

"Just be yourself."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Banana Split...

Clown's Comedy Fart.

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

Peel poker.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

'I'm taking you off that banana diet, Mrs Smith!'

"No. You turn over."

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

"Let me know when you get tired of berries. We'll work on your people skills."

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

"Young man, you go march your butt right back up those stairs and don't come down until you've made yourself look presentable!"