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El L. Bean

"I'm sorry, I thought you wanted an accountant."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Banana Split...

Clown's Comedy Fart.

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'I'm taking you off that banana diet, Mrs Smith!'

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

"No. You turn over."

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

Where Jelly Beans Come From....

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"Okay, it if makes you feel better...yes, I have stock in a banana company."

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

'Nana!'

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

"Yes, it is hot in here."

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

"It says here you've been experiencing peels of thunder�"

"Maybe selling the cow for a bag of beans was a bad deal, but my cholesterol has never been better!"

'I'm afraid I have bad news, Mr. Buxbaum...but first have a banana.'

'Damn sea monkeys.'

Can I get you another coffee?