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'Enough, Hank. I'm tired of pulling your finger.'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

"Maybe selling the cow for a bag of beans was a bad deal, but my cholesterol has never been better!"

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

Can I get you another coffee?

The vow of silence. Some days it was really hard to keep.

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

Middle Distance Runners

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

"Ahhh, the sweet smell of success!"

Before the Salivating Dogs

"No, I didn't plant a magic bean. I genetically manipulated the seed."

1907: Thanks to his dog, Edward Fishkopp discovers the rocket drive.

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

'Is it safe to come out? Are the auditors gone?'

'Genetically modified baked beans...well they look and taste the same to me!'

After having had beans at the last motorway cafe...The lorry driver hadn't realized gasses had built up in his cab.

"I met my husband at the Bean Lovers Convention and we've been shooting the breeze ever since!"