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"Let's switch things up. Today you crunch the numbers and I'll count the beans."

'Is it safe to come out? Are the auditors gone?'

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Clown's Comedy Fart.

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Accountant Bedtime Stories

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

'CPA's' evolving into 'Consultants'

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

Company profit making scheme - Jenkins, you owe us £327.95.

Where Jelly Beans Come From....

"Oh, that three billion dollars."

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

"Mother, I sold the cow for some financial derivatives."

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

"Our accountancy firm says that there are a number of ways to interpret the figures... which one do you prefer?"

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

Do you want this set of books, or the set you keep in the broom cupboard?

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

'I've added this up six times and still can't get it to balance!'

"He put the 'fun' in funding."

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

'Stocks rose on news engineers are close to developing a car that runs on lattes!'

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

"These here accountants should be ready just in time for tax season."

Can I get you another coffee?

C.P.A.

Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.