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Accounting Sheep.

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Accountant Bedtime Stories

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

'CPA's' evolving into 'Consultants'

'Your bonus as promised.'

Company profit making scheme - Jenkins, you owe us £327.95.

"Oh, that three billion dollars."

"Our accountancy firm says that there are a number of ways to interpret the figures... which one do you prefer?"

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

"Mother, I sold the cow for some financial derivatives."

Do you want this set of books, or the set you keep in the broom cupboard?

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

"I've found the lawnmower!"

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

'I've added this up six times and still can't get it to balance!'

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

'Stocks rose on news engineers are close to developing a car that runs on lattes!'

"He put the 'fun' in funding."

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

"These here accountants should be ready just in time for tax season."

C.P.A.

Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.

Tax - Random Audit

Ghosts save on electrical & plumbing maintenance costs because they don't need easy access to the inside of walls.

"I'm sorry, Sam, but all of this doesn't add up to a hill of beans."

"I think it's just human nature to set up a private special purpose business entity to conceal balance sheet transaction in order to maximize an earnings forecast."

'You say that you were a chef before retraining as an accountant?... That's good, we could use a bookkeeper who can cook.'

'Remember the Magic Bean Project that we shut down last week?'

'Is it safe to come out? Are the auditors gone?'