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"Never mind the cost of living crisis, dear, you still need your 5-a-day."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

Clown's Comedy Fart.

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

Where Jelly Beans Come From....

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

"Maybe selling the cow for a bag of beans was a bad deal, but my cholesterol has never been better!"

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

The vow of silence. Some days it was really hard to keep.

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

Can I get you another coffee?

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

Middle Distance Runners

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

1907: Thanks to his dog, Edward Fishkopp discovers the rocket drive.

"No, I didn't plant a magic bean. I genetically manipulated the seed."

"I ain't particular, but are you sure a '71 claret is the right choice for these here beans?"

'The End Justifies The Beans.

"Ahhh, the sweet smell of success!"

People are a lot like jelly beans...Soft and chewy!

"Mum says can she borrow a cupful of jelly babies?"

Before the Salivating Dogs

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

'Is it safe to come out? Are the auditors gone?'

"These are just as good as, if not better than, jelly beans."