Baked Bean Lover T-Shirts

'You would have to wallow in the baked beans.'

"Just be yourself."

Any time is cake o'clock

'More bubbles!'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Important Food Groups

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Peel poker.

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

'If you're out of quarterly earnings, I'll take the assets and liabilities breakdown.'

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

Where Jelly Beans Come From....

Where cronuts come from.

Banana Yoga

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

"Young man, you go march your butt right back up those stairs and don't come down until you've made yourself look presentable!"

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

Man proposes using strong flour as a ring.

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

"Maybe selling the cow for a bag of beans was a bad deal, but my cholesterol has never been better!"

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.