Baked Bean Lover Gifts

'You would have to wallow in the baked beans.'

"Just be yourself."

Any time is cake o'clock

'More bubbles!'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Important Food Groups

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

'If you're out of quarterly earnings, I'll take the assets and liabilities breakdown.'

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

Banana Yoga

"Young man, you go march your butt right back up those stairs and don't come down until you've made yourself look presentable!"

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

"Maybe selling the cow for a bag of beans was a bad deal, but my cholesterol has never been better!"

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

Man proposes using strong flour as a ring.

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.

"I'm a baahnana!"