Baked Bean Fan T-Shirts

'More bubbles!'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Desert Island BBQ

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Hamlet

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

"I'm a monster."

Where Jelly Beans Come From....

'A chocolate shake please. Shaken not stirred.'

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

'I'll take the S. O. S. breakfast special...hold the shingle.'

Darlene? Rudy? I heard you might be hanging out here. I thought I'd come by just to say hello and see how you're doing. That's nice. Coffee King. I love you. Hence Coffee King. House of Java.

'My wife's idea of the four basic food groups is canned, frozen, freeze-dried and carry-out.'

'Well, Tom, your blood sugar is way too high!'

Agricultural Research Lab. I've developed a new variety that's one-third larger -- What should I call it? The 'bananana".

Tightrope Walker Over-Balances.

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

Ducks on Trucks

'Yum Yum Bakery - a subsidiary of Slim-Down Weight Loss Centres.'

'Well, if you won't take us to the circus - Can we have a barbeque?'

"I said the name's Bond, James Bond..."

Armstrong, why do we have Fourth of July decorations up? That was last week. Exactly. A true patriot loves his country regardless of the date. A true patriot celebrates the founding of our corporatocracy every single day of the year, minion. Some of the decorations are smeared with coffee grounds and banana peels. A true patriot knows that one cafe's dumpster is another cafe's treasure.

A Female and Male Banana going for a Skinny-dip into the ocean.

"Lay off the jelly beans."

"Stop repeating everything I say birdbrain!"

'You spent all day mashing a can of a hundred baked beans and drawing a little man on them to look like pennies?'

"Banana who?"

Birds sitting in high wire walker's way...

Boy scout helping a bird with a walking stick cross the road.

Mary Raspberry

"How's the self defense classes going?"

Her co-worker was a banana

Cookie Shop. New Year's Resolutions Broken Here. Frank, you're already giving up on your resolution to lose weight? Yes, but I'm keeping my resolution to frequently these old friends! The last ten days I've discovered that it's hard to lose weight as we get older and our eyesight declines. What does eyesight have to do with it? It's very difficult to hit a target weight when that target looks so tiny compared to my current weight!

'Either currents have wings or there's a fly in this bun!'